Forgot my alarm; 
I overslept again 
Had to shave in a hurry, almost cut off my chin 
Slipped in the bathtub.
I think I broke 
I my neck 
My car's out of gas, 
I forgot to check 
Going nowhere fast 
What the heck! 
Sometimes it feels like 
I'm living in a movie 
Acting out a story that's not my own 
There's drama and action - and random acts of tragedy 
I don't want to be in this starring role 
I got to work late - my boss chewed me out 
Called me "irresponsible"; cleaned out my desk 
Stopped by the hospice said bye to a friend 
Found out 
I had cancer, only six months to live 
What's the joke? 
I give! Sometimes it feels like 
I'm living in a movie 
Acting out a story that's not my own 
There's drama and action - and random acts of tragedy 
I don't want to be in this starring role 
I can't believe it 
Bad things are always happening to me 
Serenity; achieve it 
Maybe it's not as bad as it seems 
Pulled over for speeding, 
I wasn't in the mood 
Got sprayed with mace; had a bad attitude 
Talked to my wife, she'd understand 
Said she was leaving, found another man 
How can this be? 
I don't understand! 
Sometimes it feels like 
I'm living in a movie 
Acting out a story that's not my own 
There's drama and action - and random acts of tragedy 
I don't want to be in this starring role