[00:08.49]Some guy skipped in front of me [00:11.31]Can't believe I paid an entry fee [00:13.22]And I don’t even got the energy [00:15.25]To smile for a selfie [00:17.43]And I know that I should go home [00:19.51]But I'm still standing here so [00:21.54]I guess one more for the road [00:23.54]I wanna raise a toast so [00:25.78]This one's for the sparklers [00:27.90]Dudes wearing shades in the darkness [00:29.66]Our hats off to the DJ [00:31.61]Same song twice in an evening [00:33.83]Save me, can't take it [00:38.39]I don't belong in this club [00:42.83]One dance, no chance [00:47.08]'Cause I'm feeling awkward as [00:50.48]I was waiting in line for an hour [00:54.49]Just to get in now, wanna get out 'cause [00:58.56]I'm jaded, can't fake it [01:03.35]I don’t belong in this club, no [01:08.92]Hopped out of the Uber (Uber) [01:11.48]I was feeling myself (Goddamn) [01:13.54]Had the polo with the bolo (I did) [01:15.76]With some lean on the belt [01:17.78]Walked up to the bouncer (Hey, what’s up man?) [01:20.17]Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore) [01:22.28]He said Macklo, who? (It’s me) [01:24.04]You gotta wait like everybody else [01:25.68]Shoulda stayed on the sofa [01:27.04]Forgot I hate being social [01:29.00]And I miss my ex-girl [01:31.02]This Drake song making me 'motional (Girl, you hurt my feelings) [01:34.71]I'm feeling awkward as hell (Uh-huh) [01:36.33]I only came here to dance (Wassup?) [01:38.52]The DJ ain’t playing because (No) [01:40.52]And what do I do with my hands? (It's awkward) [01:42.82]Roll with the punches and hold my RedBull up [01:45.26]And I toast the nights like this [01:47.30]That I probably won't remember much [01:49.80]'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye, grab my stuff, 'bout to cut [01:54.12]And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight" [01:57.65]Oh, **** [01:59.27]Oh, save me, can't take it [02:03.86]I don't belong in this club [02:08.10]One dance, no chance [02:12.46]'Cause I'm feeling awkward as [02:16.39]I was waiting in line for an hour [02:19.98]Just to get in now, wanna get out 'cause [02:24.13]I'm jaded, can't fake it [02:28.90]I don't belong in this club [02:33.30]And to think that I waited all week (no) [02:41.20]'Till your someone drinks spilled all over me (I) [02:49.53]I don't care if the food was insane (no I don't) [02:58.30]I'll do anything to get out of this club [03:06.13]Save me, can't take it [03:11.08]I don't belong in this club [03:15.02]One dance, no chance [03:19.84]'Cause I'm feeling awkward as [03:22.72]I was waiting in line for an hour [03:26.72]Just to get in now, wanna get out 'cause [03:30.95]I'm jaded, can't fake it [03:36.77]I don't belong in this club