[00:06.84]Online Brad Paisley lyrics
[00:07.68]Artist: Brad Paisley
[00:08.79]Album: 5th Gear
[00:10.09]0Year: 2007
[00:11.58]Title: Online   Print
[00:13.64]Correct  by xiaoguo
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[00:22.20]I work down at the Pizza Pit
[00:25.64]And I drive an old Hyundai
[00:29.37]I still live with my mom and dad
[00:32.65]I\'m 5 foot 3 and overweight
[00:35.99]I\'m a scifi fanatic
[00:38.23]A mild asthmatic
[00:40.28]And I\'ve never been to second base
[00:43.40]But there\'s whole other me
[00:45.51]That you need to see
[00:47.19]Go checkout MySpace
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[00:50.74]\'Cause online I\'m out in Hollywood
[00:53.57]I\'m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
[00:57.82]I drive a Maserati
[00:59.14]I\'m a black-belt in karate
[01:01.19]And I love a good glass of wine
[01:05.07]It turns girls on that I抦 mysterious
[01:08.55]I tell them I don\'t want nothing serious
[01:12.19]\'Cause even on a slow day
[01:14.91]I could have a three way
[01:16.39]Chat with two women at one time
[01:19.05]I\'m so much cooler online
[01:23.03]So much cooler online
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[01:27.13]When I get home I kiss my mom
[01:28.36]
[01:30.44]And she fixes me a snack
[01:33.94]And I head down to my basement bedroom
[01:37.81]And fire up my Mac
[01:41.31]In real life the only time I抳e ever even been to L.A
[01:47.82]Is when I got the chance with the marching band
[01:52.16]To play tuba in the Rose Parade
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[01:55.50]Online I live in Malibu
[01:59.20]I pose for Calvin Klein, I\'ve been in GQ
[02:02.67]I\'m single and I\'m rich
[02:04.31]And I\'ve got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
[02:09.73]It turns girls on that I抦 mysterious
[02:13.19]I tell them I don\'t want nothing serious
[02:16.87]\'Cause even on a slow day
[02:18.88]I could have a three way
[02:20.64]Chat with two women at one time
[02:23.72]I\'m so much cooler online
[02:27.63]So much cooler online
[02:30.63]
[02:31.12]When you got my kind of stats
[02:32.98]It\'s hard to get a date
[02:34.80]Let alone a real girlfriend
[02:38.33]But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
[02:42.01]Every time I login
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[03:00.49]Online
[03:02.46]I\'m out in Hollywood
[03:04.14]I\'m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
[03:07.63]Even on a slow day
[03:09.43]I could have a three way
[03:11.20]Chat with two women at one time
[03:14.06]I\'m so much cooler online
[03:18.15]Yeah, I\'m cooler online
[03:21.43]I\'m so much cooler online
[03:25.36]Yeah, I\'m cooler online
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[03:32.54]Yeah, I\'m  cooler online
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[03:39.86]Yeah, I have see ya online
[03:46.55]Brad Paisley Lyrics
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