Hold your horses Steady now Cos we're floating precariously And therefore, futhermore _______ on tectonic plates And everything we stand on And everything we stand for Is rather unstable right now So I think I'll kill some time And have you done medium rare But I think I'll tease my palette with some crudites Just to prepare You see we've had a Joker in the pack now for quite some time So I think it's about time we roast this swine Lets throw it up and start again Nicely does it now... Steady... Halt... Halt... Have some of this one (?) Oh that was great My compliments to the chef Im very satisfied You know I'll be sure to dine here again A fine cuisine Stuffed cheeks were very agreeable All in all a splendid spread