[00:05.20]Have you seen my sister, Evelyn?
[00:07.60]Dang, she's gone and wandered off again!
[00:09.10]I've been lookin high and low,
[00:12.10]Where oh where'd my sister go?
[00:14.13]She's been known to spend some time
[00:16.10]With a sailor friend of mine.
[00:18.20]I called him up and what'd he say?
[00:21.30]"I ain't seen that girl today!"“
[00:12.10]So if you see my sister Evelyn,
[00:26.10]Tell that girl to hurry home again!
[00:28.10]Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go?
[00:32.10]Is she with the doctor? Or the plumber?
[00:33.10]Or the dentist? Or the handyman?
[00:35.10]Did she go to India? Or Africa?
[00:37.10]Or Wichita? Or Pakistan?
[00:38.10]Did she go and join the navy?
[00:39.20]Or go completely crazy?
[00:41.10]Or is she playin a trick on me?
[00:43.15]Did she run off with the farmer? Or the professor?
[00:45.12]Or the banker? Or the clergyman?
[00:47.18]Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu? Or Katmandu?
[00:50.10]Or Vegas? Or Uzbekistan?
[00:51.30]Is she learning how to do, do
[00:53.10]The Chattanuga Chu-Chu?
[00:54.20]Oh, golly, where could that girl be?
[01:14.30]Have you seen my sister, Evelyn?
[01:17.10]**** she's gone and wandered off again!
[01:18.30]I've been lookin high and low,
[01:21.10]Where oh where'd my sister go?
[01:24.20]She's been known to run cocaine
[01:26.10]With a gal we know from down the lane.
[01:12.12]I looked her up and what'd she say?
[01:31.10]"I ain't seen that girl in days!"“
[01:33.10]So if you see my sister Evelyn,
[01:35.10]Tell that girl to hurry home again!
[01:38.12]Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go?
[01:40.11]Is my floozy sister with the doctor? Or the plumber?
[01:44.10]Or the dentist? Or the handyman?
[01:46.10]Did that ho-bag quit her job and run off with that dickhead Mike to
[01:50.10]India? Guantanamo?
[01:51.10]Or Panama? Or Disneyland?
[01:52.10]Is she studyin Kabala? Or smokin marijuana?
[01:55.10]Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere?
[01:57.10]So if you see my sister Evelyn,
[01:59.10]Tell that girl to hurry home again!
[02:02.10]Where oh where,
[02:03.10]Where oh where,
[02:04.10]Where oh where,
[02:05.10]Where oh where,
[02:07.10]Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go? Evelyn