[00:02.48]Miller said in the paper here:
[00:04.68]"After I clear the dirt from my eyes,
[00:07.88]I could see that the rock couldn't weigh more than 20 pounds
[00:11.28]And it shape like a leg of a lamb."
[00:13.56]Ah,hogwash
[00:15.40]Biggest leg of a  lamb I ever saw.
[00:18.32]
[00:19.08]Get me New York City!
[00:20.64]Hello, Chicago?
[00:21.64]Could you put me through to Bowling Green?
[00:23.52]You ready for the lowdown
[00:25.24]The real straight poop?
[00:26.41]Here comes the mother-lode scoop
[00:29.04]Get me Butte, Montana!
[00:30.80]Hello, Savannah?
[00:31.74]Could you put me through to Abilene?
[00:33.65]You ready for the info?
[00:35.35]'Cause she's a pip!
[00:36.40]I'm mighty glad I made the trip!
[00:38.90]
[00:39.08]Cave City, comma, capital K, capital Y; February three:
[00:42.95]"Cave Man Underground!"
[00:46.08]You got it?
[00:47.52]Yeah
[00:48.24]"Caveman Underground
[00:50.66]Imprisoned By Rock."
[00:52.53]("Cave Man Trapped Inside a Boulder.")
[00:53.92]Somewhere in the cold hills of Kentucky, comma
[00:54.20]A caver named Floyd Collins lies pinned
[00:55.64]in a sandy cave by a boulder on his foot, period
[00:57.88]("Kentuckian Caught Alone;Coffin Of Stone.")
[00:58.32]Kentuckian trapped for no one knows how long under two ton slab of granite
[01:02.14]("Buried While Still Alive.")
[01:02.84]The brave man lies in a coffin of stone, comma, trapped under nearly...
[01:05.48]"Seven Tons Of Rock!"
[01:07.55]
[01:07.88]Is that remarkable?
[01:09.35]That's remarkable!
[01:10.82]Is that remarkable enough?
[01:11.96]Most amazing thing I ever saw!
[01:13.64]Is it incredible?
[01:14.56]Whoa!
[01:15.59]I wonder what tomorrow will bring!
[01:18.79]
[01:19.88]MILLER: Mr. Carmichael, I need to speak to you.
[01:21.79]I have an idea. I want to go down again with a jack and a crowbar.
[01:25.48]I think I can pry the rock of his foot.​
[01:27.72]CARMICHAEL: You're not serious, Miller.​
[01:29.28]MILLER: We have to try something, and soon sir.
[01:31.88]The one thing we can't have happen is for Floyd to lose hope.​
[01:35.20]"Floyd's starting to lose hope!"
[01:36.00]—Lose hope!——Lose hope!
[01:37.48]MILLER: What?
[01:38.00]
[01:38.48]I want the Walla Walla Bugle!
[01:40.08]The Paducah Tribune!
[01:41.15]Is this the Mexicali Telegram?
[01:43.22]You ready for the lowdown
[01:44.72]The real straight poop?
[01:45.68]Here comes the mother-lode scoop!
[01:48.64]I want the Alamogordo Banner!
[01:50.32]The Boise Gazette!
[01:51.36]Get me the Bumblebee in Birmingham!
[01:53.16]You read for the goods?
[01:54.69]'Cause she's ready to pop
[01:55.92]This is going over the top!
[01:58.00]
[01:58.26]Cave City, comma, capital K, capital Y; February four:
[02:02.57]"Cave Victim Losing Hope"
[02:04.84]According to Skeets Miller
[02:06.27]MILLER: —Huh?
[02:06.74]Comma, Collins is quickly slipping into a state of deep despair
[02:09.84]（"Cave Victim Crying Out…")
[02:10.24]("...Asking For... Milk.")
[02:11.64]The trapped man was heard to cry out, quotes
[02:13.00]("Crying Out In Deep Despair")
[02:13.52]"Get me out of here, comma,
[02:14.60]even if you have to tear my foot off!"
[02:15.31]("To Tear His Foot Off!")
[02:15.80]exclamation, close quotes
[02:17.16]Floyd is reported to be in a state of delirium
[02:19.16]Conversing with cave crickets and even begging them...
[02:21.40]...To "Hurry, hurry
[02:23.10]Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
[02:24.16]PULL ME OUT!"
[02:25.00]
[02:25.42]Remarkable?
[02:26.39]MILLER: Wait...
[02:27.40]Is that remarkable enough?
[02:28.83]MILLER: If you report what you see...
[02:30.40]Is it incredible?
[02:31.68]Whoa!
[02:32.96]I wonder what tomorrow will bring?
[02:35.84]MISS JANE: Lee, there's a fella just arrived from People's Bank,
[02:39.14]and he's saying he wants to help us some with our money trouble.​
[02:42.81]LEE: Oh god, bless him! Janie, where is he?
[02:45.11]"God bless him"
[02:45.88]—"God bless him"
[02:46.56]—"The Collins family is deeply religious!"
[02:48.28]
[02:48.56]Gimme the Lackawanna Pulpit!
[02:50.16]Pierre Picayune?
[02:51.28]Is this the Tallahassee Democrat?
[02:52.95]Sharpen that woody, 'cause here's the dope
[02:55.68]Chock full of tragedy and hope!
[02:58.72]I'd like the Ponca City Sun!
[03:00.53]The Saginaw Globe!
[03:01.63]Put me through the Escanaba Finch!
[03:03.63]Grab a feather and double dip;
[03:05.96]This bird is ready to rip!
[03:08.76]("Collins Family Waits And Prays.")
[03:11.40]Cave City, comma, capital "K," capital "Y." February five!
[03:14.16]("Nellie, Jane, Old Man Collins, Sitting on Log.")
[03:18.64]The picture of the old weathered farmer
[03:19.20]("The picture of the weathered fam'ly is touching.")
[03:20.00]and his bent backwoods wife is a touching one, period
[03:23.40]The virginal sister is a colorful example
[03:24.75]("A virginal and colorful example of the life.")
[03:25.75]of the folkways and eccentricities of the hillbilly life, period
[03:29.05]"Remarkably enough," comma4
[03:30.40]"although they live such simple lives,"
[03:31.89]Comma, "the Collins family manages to own a car and even wear shoes."
[03:35.50]
[03:35.93]BISHOP: I'm freezing.​
[03:37.28]What?
[03:38.64]"He's free!"
[03:41.64](What?)
[03:42.16]"Floyd Collins is free!"
[03:43.76](DOYLE: Hogwash!)
[03:44.36](BISHOP: Amazing!)
[03:44.96](JEWELL: Balderdash!)
[03:45.32]"He's free!"
[03:46.36](FAMILY: Hooey!)
[03:46.88]MILLER: But I was just with him,And he's…
[03:48.20]"Not free! "
[03:50.68]"Skeets Miller—Celebrity Hack!"
[03:53.28]I wonder what tomorrow will bring?
[03:55.60]
[03:55.96]Go on, ya' know you're yella!
[03:57.72]Now listen fella
[03:58.84]This ain't no literary magazine!
[04:00.84]I only want the goodies
[04:02.36]The mother-lode scoop!
[04:03.60]I only want to scoop
[04:07.24]the poop
[04:15.36]Scoop the poop!
[04:16.50]Scoop the poop!