Hey, there people I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my Heine
Here I am at a famous school
I present sharp and I'm acting cool
I've got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work and maybe later I rape her
Oh, god I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good..)
Womans liberation came creeping all across the nation
I tell you, people, I was not ready
When I ****ed this Dyke by the name of Freddi
She made a little speech then
Oh she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots to quick
Oh, god I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
And I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which
(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder)
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I'm jingling my change but I'm still kind cute
Got a job, doing radio promo
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me and a friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour of the tower of power
As long as I get my little golden shower
Oh, god I am the American dream
Put a spindle in my butt till it makes me scream
And I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights saying, "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
Boom!
Yeah, I don't know if you're surprised