Zappa Frank Broadway The Hard Way Why Don't You Like Me? "He's white, Jim..." Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Am I really that bad? HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD "I thing you're a jerk! I'm moving from you!" "Make me a sandwich." "I'm moving back to Venice." "I'll be black." "He's still white, Jim..." I hate my mother I hate my father I hate my sister And Germaine is a negro! A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO! "I thought he looked good -- what happened to you?" "Please read this pamphlet." "I'm so BAD!" You take the monkey, I'll take the llama, We'll have a party: get me a Pepsi -- Michael is Janet, Janet is Michael -- I'm so confused now -- Who is Diana? He's oxygenated His nose is deflated And he thinks he looks good to you And he thinks he looks good to you