Rhonda that evil prince He certainly does have a way about him At least he didn't piss on my fox And he has real Broadway stars For personal acquaintances They're all dead, dear, zombies, I believeThe walking dead Jack Palance did a show on them once Oh my God, look at what he's doing With that stuff from inside the pig Yuck! It's disgusting Are you sure this guy is a prince? He's an evil prince, dear and part-time theater critic They don't make a heck of a lot of money, y'know We should probably feel sorry for him You have to admit, those are some of the least expensive cuts of pork Don't you white folks know nothing? That cock-sucker not only mean and dangerous He ignint in regards to the preparation of food-stuffs Even in San Quentim I never seen nobody eat a raw chitlin That mother****er be crazy And when that garbage make it's way through the digestium process You best be hoping you on your way outta hear Next item the boy be inventing Come under the heading of industrial pollution Just what are these chitlins? That there, it perhaps the question most frequently posed By members of yo species I'll just get the mammy's hep me relucidate this baffling concept With another thrilling number