[00:00.00] 作词 : Zappa
[00:03.26]Evelyn, a modified dog
[00:07.00]Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
[00:11.45]Draped across the piano, with some surprise
[00:17.76]In the darkened room
[00:19.27]Where the chairs dismayed
[00:20.74]And the horrible curtains
[00:22.46]Muffled the rain
[00:23.53]She could hardly believe her eyes
[00:28.60]A curious breeze
[00:30.28]A garlic breath
[00:31.43]Which sounded like a snore
[00:34.42]Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within)
[00:40.83]Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom
[00:47.78]Evelyn, a dog, having undergone
[00:50.56]Further modification
[00:52.79]Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
[00:55.67]In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance
[00:58.77]And other highly ambient domains . . .
[01:02.30]Arf she said