作词 : Zappa
*(Well, right about that time peopleA fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)*
I said, with a
Lead-Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
I said, with a
Lead-Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby sealhe went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe, andhe hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and hethat got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. 
So I bent downand 
I reached down, and 
I scooped down and 
I gathered up a generousmitten-ful of the deadly *
YELLOW SNO
W*The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!
Whereupon 
I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snowcrystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorouscircular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destinedto take the place of the mudshark in your mythologyhere it goes,the circular motion, now 
Rub It!*(Here Fido)*
And thenIn a fit of anger
I pouncedAnd 
I pounced again
Great Googly 
Moogly!I jumped up and down on the chest of the him
I injuredThe fur trapper
Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
SightAnd he stood up, and he looked around, and he said"I can't see""I can't see""Oh, woe is me""I can't see""Well.....you knowI can't seeNothin'""He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eyeHe took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eyeAnd the husky wee-weeI mean the doggie wee-weeHas blinded meAnd I can't seeTemporarily"
Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across thefrozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do abouthis deflicted eyes. 
And it was at that precise moment that he rememberedand ancient 
Eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is thatthey write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyesas the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,the only way you can get it fixed up is to go
Trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra
Right down to the parish of 
St. Alphonzo