作词 : Zappa
I'm losing status at the high school
I used to think that it was my school
WAH WAH WA
H WAHI was the king of every school activity
But that's no more...
Oh mama, what will come of me?
The other night we painted posters
We played some records by the coasters
WAH WAH WA
H WAHA bunch of pom-pom girls
Looked down their nose at me
They had painted tons of posters, 
I had painted three
I hear the secret whispers 
Everywhere 
I goMy school spirit is at an 
All time low
I'm losing status at the high school
I used to think that it was my school
WAH WAH WA
H WAHEveryone in town knows 
I'm a handsome football star
I sing and dance and spray my hair 
And drive a 
Shiny carI'm friendly and 
I'm charming 
I belong to *
De Molay*I'm gonna try like mad to 
Get my status back today
Status back, 
Baby, Status back, 
BabyStatus back, 
Baby, Status back, 
Baby