作词 : LANE, RONNIE/STEWART, ROD/WOOD, RON
Standing all day

Thought I was lookin' good

So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood

Was invited by a skinny girl

Into her high class world

Left my bicycle under the stairs

Laid my coat across the kosher chairs

Made my way across the crowded room

I had nothing to lose

My reception wasn't very keen

So turning on a friendly grin

Stood on the table with my glass of gin

And came straight to the point

I was glad to come

I'll be sad to go

So while I'm here
I'll have me a real good time

I was glad to come

I'll be sad to go

So while I'm here
I'll have me a real good time

Dancing madly round the room  yeah
Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune

Was escorted by a friendly slag

'Round the bedroom and back

Wandered across the door

Missed my step and I fell on the floor

Said one word and I was asked to leave

Kinda' wish I was dead

I was glad to come

And I'll be so sad to leave

But while I was here
I had me a real good time

The skinny girl made it clear
That she only came here for the beer
That's a fact  oh  yeah

The vicar  he simply reeked of gin

On my way home
I happened to fall off my bicycle
Good party

I was glad to come
But I was also glad to get home