My mum she likes you
She thinks your swell

Got the makin's of a dance hall girl

Your low-cut frock and
Your bird's nest hair

Stiletto heels and the
Way that you swear

She says to take you back to
See my folks again on sunday

Why  it looks as though
Theres nobody in

They've all gone out to
See my auntie renee

Don't you worry  you
Just come right in

I'm sure we'll pass the time
Til they come home

Well  let me take your coat
Kick off your shoes
Warm your toes  try the sofa

It's getting dark
We'll miss the late night bus

It's only eight
Well  i'm not taking any chances

Whats that noise  why'd
They come back so soon

Straighten your dress you're
Really looking a mess

I'll wet my socks  pretend
We just got caught in the rain

Oh  your so rude