[00:00.15]Ron wood rod stewart &ronnie lane
[00:34.62]Thought I was lookin good
[00:37.80]So I cycled cross the neighbourhood
[00:41.94]Was invited by a skinny girl
[00:46.32]Into her high class world
[00:50.31]Left my bicycle under the stairs
[00:54.54]Laid my coat across the kosher chairs
[00:58.62]Made my way across the crowded room
[01:02.88]I had nothing to lose
[01:06.93]My reception wasnt very keen
[01:11.07]So turning on a friendly grin
[01:14.94]Stood on the table with my glass of gin
[01:19.32]And came straight to the point
[01:40.53]I was glad to come
[01:44.61]I'll be sad to go
[01:48.81]So while I'm here
[01:50.91]I'll have me a real good time
[01:56.25]Repeat
[01:56.46]Dancing madly round the room yeah
[02:00.03]Singing loudly and sorta out of tune
[02:03.99]Was escorted by a friendly slag
[02:08.03]Round the bedroom and back
[02:13.11]Wandered across to the door
[02:16.17]Missed my step and I fell on the floor
[02:20.19]Said one word and was asked to leave
[02:33.24]Kinda wish I was dead
[02:40.53]The skinny girl made it clear
[03:19.65]That she only came here for the beer
[03:22.50]The vicar simply reeked of gin
[03:57.57]On my way home I happened to fall off my bicycle
[04:01.74]Good party
[04:20.49]I was glad to come but I was also glad to get home