Ron wood rod stewart &ronnie lane
Thought I was lookin good
So I cycled cross the neighbourhood
Was invited by a skinny girl
Into her high class world
Left my bicycle under the stairs
Laid my coat across the kosher chairs
Made my way across the crowded room
I had nothing to lose
My reception wasnt very keen
So turning on a friendly grin
Stood on the table with my glass of gin
And came straight to the point
I was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here
I'll have me a real good time
Repeat
Dancing madly round the room yeah
Singing loudly and sorta out of tune
Was escorted by a friendly slag
Round the bedroom and back
Wandered across to the door
Missed my step and I fell on the floor
Said one word and was asked to leave
Kinda wish I was dead
The skinny girl made it clear
That she only came here for the beer
The vicar simply reeked of gin
On my way home I happened to fall off my bicycle
Good party
I was glad to come but I was also glad to get home