You think you know, but you have no idea This is the diary of a breathing onomanopia Now here's another broken link for anyone Who thinks my life's together I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather God's placed a permanent dark cloud above my head But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella Thank ya fella, how considerate I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates Today's forecast, "Partly cloudy with a good chance of rain" So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and Flash a devilish grin that'll make the most Masculine of men skeptical of his existence And when the rain begins, I take a seat to retire And admire the spectacle from a distance For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin' me ice grills But when I looked, he looked the other way Now any other day, I wouldn't let this type of shit bother me Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy So finally I stepped to him, kindly disrespected him Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him He broke down in tears talkin' 'bout how God neglected him Make this rain go away Things would be much better I swear, I swear If the sun would come out today Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego Then pop, pop went my God Complex I never thought 19 years after my first breath I'd be in art school surrounded by corny ****s Debating who's more depressed I'm 22 now, and still can't deal with what's real But I'll be damned if I give up and settles for pills, shit My daddy taught me better, mommy taught me how to crack 40's And jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters Over time weather changes so I'm in the rain waiting For the flood gates to open Impersonating my favorite VH1 Behind the Music tragedy Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before I'm PH balanced for the floor? But strong enough to stay a float And doggy paddle long enough to catch that life preserver rope And then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin' like Damn, my man, for the love of Pete what happened? And finally I step to you, kindly disrespect you Looked you dead in the eyes and analyze how it affects you Watch you break down in tears talkin' 'bout how God neglected you Make this rain go away Things would be much better I swear, I swear If the sun would come out today Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, worthwhile You ever watch a whole day wash away like your Very last match that got wet the second you struck it Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with You ever watch a whole day wash away like your Very last match that got wet the second you struck it Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with Make this rain go away Things would be much better I swear, I swear If the sun would come out today Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, worthwhile You ever watch a whole day wash away like your Very last match that got wet the second you struck it Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with You ever watch a whole day wash away like your Very last match that got wet the second you struck it Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with