"The problem is all inside your head," she said to me"The answer is easy if we take it logicallyI'd like to help you in your struggle to be freeThere must be 50 ways to leave your lover"
She said, "It's really not my habit to intrudeFurthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstruedBut I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being rudeThere must be 50 ways to leave your lover50 ways to leave your lover"
You just slip out the back, 
JackMake a new plan, 
StanYou don't need to be coy, 
RoyYou just listen to me
You hop on the bus, 
GusDon't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, 
LeeAnd get yourself free
She said, "It grieves me now so to see you in such painI wish that there was something I could do to make you smile again"
I said, "I appreciate that and now would you please explainAbout the, the 50 ways"
She said, "Why don't we both sleep on it tonightAnd in the morning I believe that you'll begin to see the light"
Then she kissed me and 
I realized that she probably was right
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover50 ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, 
JackMake a new plan, 
StanYou don't need to be coy, 
RoyYou just listen to me
You hop on the bus, 
GusDon't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, 
LeeAnd get yourself free
You just slip out the back, 
JackMake a new plan, 
StanYou don't need to be coy, 
RoyYou just listen to me
You hop on the bus, 
GusDon't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, 
LeeAnd get yourself free
You just slip out the back, 
JackMake a new plan, 
StanYou don't need to be coy, 
RoyYou just listen to me