I'll come to town for you 
Dress up like a clown for you 
Pull my pants on down for you 
Then I'll crawl away 
I will blow hot fart on you 
I will build an 
R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you 
Unless you fucking pay 
Because I am the performer [X3] 
I will come to town for you 
Dress up like a clown for you 
Try not to fuck around on you 
Do so anyway 
I will find the ark for you 
Go sleep in the park with you 
I'll even suck a cock or two 
But no sir, 
I'm not gay [Chorus] 
Before I was a whore, on tour 
I was the child always running around 
With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down 
Show biz was calling so 
I hit the stage 
Worked out an act where 
I got raped in a cage 
My life was bullshit and 
I didn't care 
Went to go bowling and 
I missed on my spare 
But what else could 
I fucking do 
But play another song for you... 
Thinking about a nose job, too... cause 
I am the Performer...