Well, I've been wearing a gilded lily 
Cunningly carved in a manner frilly
To my design it was created
No deviation was tolerated
My gilded lily, he think he funny
My gilded lily, he worth cash money
My gilded lily, he made me a smarty
I wore my lily, to all the right party, go
I was the envy of all the horde
And I proclaimed myself overlord
My gilded lily gives all this and more
I puked my guts all over the floor
I found the entertainment banal, so
Through trenches of flesh, we carved a canal
Lead harlequin, then drew his last
He held a bejeweled theatrical mask
The door heaved and then exploded
We split the bill and drove home loaded
And when we got there the paint was peeling
We rose on Jell-o cubes to the ceiling
I wear the lily
Gaily festooned in a manner silly
Draped in apparel
I bathe in the smell
I gild the lily
Adroitly crafted, yet willy-nilly
I wear the lily
When I party with Milli Vanilli
And soon the pleasure barges rolled with the sun
Pleasantly bloated, we mingled as one
Amidst debris of debauchery
I looked for lily and just found me
And all the while, gilded lily faded 
Although it was the best I'd created 
But gilded lily was still in place 
It made a mockery of my face 
And delivered to us a surprise 
The hulking mass of what we despised 
Which lurched away as we moved to snuff it 
And we delivered a princely buffet 
Soon the continent split asunder 
And all the radios blared to the blunder 
My gilded lily expanded while spinning
That's when I realized we were winning 
And then we were gone
Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons 
We piled up, peeled out, veered off, lashed out