[00:04.45]Everyone knows marijuanas dangerous
[00:06.30]And medical pot is really strong
[00:07.88]Thats why its so hard it California
[00:09.75]To get your weed card
[00:10.94]Unless somethings really wrong
[00:15.54]Gonna pay a visit to my doctor
[00:17.00]Its a long shot but I gotta try
[00:19.20]She hands me a list of all the ailments
[00:20.99]I can have to qualify
[00:22.65]Cant believe what I am reading
[00:24.52]This is just what Ive been needing
[00:26.32]A government supply
[00:27.98]To get legally high
[00:30.17]Weed card, thats what I need
[00:32.84]Hardly ever, okay, always
[00:35.53]But its not an addiction
[00:37.36]Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[00:43.47]You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety
[00:46.75]Propensity for drugs or alcohol,
[00:48.52]Anorexia or Obesity
[00:50.35]Too fat, too thin, either way you win
[00:53.77]Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness,
[00:55.95]St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay
[00:57.81]Fatigue, depression, motion sickness,
[00:59.47]Impotence or TMJ
[01:01.34]You can smoke to quit cigarettes
[01:03.21]For asthma or mother ****ing Tourettes
[01:04.98]Its a dream come true
[01:06.42]Theres nothing pot cant do
[01:08.44]Weed card, thats what I need
[01:11.48]Hardly ever, okay, always
[01:14.35]But its not an addiction
[01:16.13]Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[01:21.87]Got back pain need mary jane
[01:23.54]Cant handle this, need cannabis
[01:25.49]Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake
[01:27.34]Have an injury, need tch
[01:29.80]Get ****ed up for your hyperhydrosis
[01:31.85]Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis
[01:34.51]Its not a crime, its 4:20 time
[01:38.62]Weed card, thats what I need
[01:41.75]Hardly ever, okay, always
[01:44.33]But its not an addiction
[01:45.96]Cause my doctor gave me a prescription