Got a man, call him my boyfriend
Think I'm falling in love
The only man that gives me things that I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly calls me back right away
Communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say
He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you never gonna let you go
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend
Slumber party every night
I've never been so happy before
He's almost Mr. Right
But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet
And I think he's gay and I think he's neat
Okay okay said my boyfriends gay but what does it matter anyway
He hasn't come out of the closet yet
Til then I'll take all I can get
He doesn't think I know but I know
I know I've always known
He doesn't think it shows but it shows
For sure it‘s always shown
You might think it’s a little sad
But he's the best lover that I've ever had
At night when we're lying in bed he‘s not hard
It's okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more than a pound to be good in bed
You don't know the meaning of rock your world
Til you've been with a guy who thinks like girl
He lies and says that he‘s on meds
That's why he's never stiff
When I ask if he's not into me
He always says as if!
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer
Cause my new best friend is his tongue
And his is my vagina
He reappears from under the covers looking like he's been to war
He's drenched in sweat he catches his breathe
Then he heads back down for more
Afterwards he's never tired he just wants to talk
And cuddle me until I sleep then he takes his dog for a walk
Someday hell come out and I'll be happy for him when he does
But I know I'll be sad and I'll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
Cause his fairy tail will find a like minded friend
But he doesn't think I know but I know
I know I've always known
He doesn't think it shows but it shows
For sure it's always shown
You don't need no penetration
When you got a good dose of overcompensation
At night when we're lying in bed he's not hard
It's okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more than a pound to be good in bed
You don't know the meaning of slot machine
Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen
I know it's not forever but that's okay
Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay!by.Ivory.H