作曲 : Carsie Blanton I took a good long drive down the NJ Pike Thinkin' Why you gotta be the type of boy I like? And why you act so dumb, all the books you read? You got a body like that, but you're living in your head I make a quick pitstop at the Molly Pitcher You say you got a girl, but I don't see her with ya You say you want a drink but I want something stiffer You say I oughta keep it clean... I ain't a Swiffer Well, I like your shirt; I like your jacket I like to think about you when I whack it It doesn't hurt; there's nothing to it Call me when you've had another think and honey let's do it Yeah, I wanna do it to ya When we met last week in the elevator Said, "I've gotta feed a meter, but I'm gonna see you later" In the bar you were chewing on a swizzle stick I said, "You look so good you're gonna make me sick" You tried to take a walk, but it was too much You only wanna talk; you know I'm on the wanna touch We tried to have a chat, but it was too scary You're just a Democrat; I'm a revolutionary Well, I like your shirt; I like your jacket I like to think about you when I whack it It doesn't hurt; there's nothing to it Call me when you had another think and honey Let's do it I like your shirt; I like your jacket I like to think about you when I I like your shirt; I like your jacket I like to think about you when I