Pretty Eve in the tub Please allow me to scrub Please allow me to rub Tell me cares of the day Let me wash them away All the hideous weight Dry you gently dress you tenderly And ready for bed You're asleep still standing up I like you not made up You've got a nice face, It is crumpled and creased From the way that you sleep But I like you the best In one of my vests That you casually keep Steal from me my underwear You wear it better than me Go all day no false alarms You charm them all The worker, labour free shirker Management lady Government spy Long legged girl from the west You came onto the scene Like an energetic bean Charming ways you have learnt All the boys have been bent By your mesmerising gaze Waltzing into situations vacant, Getting a raise Writing home to tell your folks About the city ways... Are nagging at you what's a girl S'posed to do When a city closes in Noise from the lady upstairs She's as deaf as a post, As transparent as a wraith Boys are queuing, troubles brewing But you take it all in Ride the wave of their affection Look behind the gaze And confessions of lust Pretty Eve in the tube Please allow me to scrub Please allow me to rub Please allow me to scrub