作曲 : Gentry ...
I'm gonna make you sweat
The way a pig sweats on a hot day'
Cos I'm feelin' real sexy, baby, real sexy, ooh yeah
That's right, 
I'm gonna put me a sexy video on
I'm gonna massage some oil into my body, baby'
Cos I'm gonna get tight with you, yeah
I wanna take you to 
Mc Donalds with a candle
Girl, it's my love you can't handle
I see you walkin' on the way home from work
Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
I'm for real, it ain't no quirk
My love is lurkin' the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush, or a car park in town
I bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pounds
From Argos, 
Elizabeth 
DukeMaybe you're the skywalker to my luke
The Darth to the 
Vader, Flip 
Over the Crossfader
I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
Or Walkers or 
Smiths or maybe even 
Quavers'Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
With glowsticks and funny hats on
I loves you more than 
I loves my bong
FantasyYou and me baby
You and me baby
Oh, you fuckin' knows 
I love you right
But the thing is it's like this
You see, I can feel it inside
I can't explain how it feels
My sexual love is for real
Girl, you knows it's true, like 
Milli Vanilli
I'll buy you ten fags on a daytrip to 
Caerphilly
I'm after your heart, oh, don't you see?
And your three kids doesn't bother me
You knowI'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
Fuck I can't, in 
McDonalds it's a bolted seat
Don't matter 'cos 
I'm here with you
With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too
Later on I'll come and help you sign on
I'll stare into your eyes, the housin' benefits gone wrong
Don't worry, baby it won't take too long
I'm just sittin', 
I'm just waitin', 
I'm just writin' this song
You know that, time passes and 
I'm lovin' every second
Buyin' chips for you is as lovely as 
I reckoned
You're Victoria 
Spice, I'm 
David Beckham
If you were 
Dellboy, I'd be the streets of 
PeckhamWhy don't you come to me? 
Why can't you see?
My love for you is like 
Matt Bolan to a tree
Dance with me
You and me, baby
You and me, baby
TonightI'll take you for a ride, we won't go far
You've been runnin' through my mind like a shinin' star
We've got plenty of time to make sweet love"Cos tonight's the night we take off the gloveYou know what I mean, you're takin' the pillDon't worry, I'll sort out the billSupported by the DHSSWith family allowance, we'll sort out the messWhat's it gonna take to get your attention?A tracksuit and gold chain and semi erectionSay no more, I can feel the tearYou can smokes my fags and drinks my beerI'll never want another like I want youTo prove my love, I gotta tattoo, on my bollocksI was gonna have your name but I only got initials'Cos I couldn't stand the painMy physical loveYou and me babyYou and me babyTonightThe emotional realityYou're the nicest lookin' woman outside of my sexmagsEspecially with your makeup, when your wearin' your GladragsI gotta tell you, I gotta let you knowI wanna buy you trips down the Mecca, BingoWe'll sit together, get four in a rowAnd win a China dog and with it too a family showThis is romance, how it should be doneWhen it's you and me together, it can only spell funWe'll walk together, buy some meat in the marketI'll piss on the car, you'll smile and park itI've got to tell you about somethin' I thinkWithout you and my chain I'm the weakest linkSo get down, baby, and feel my loveI'll get you drunk in Weatherspoons, into a bush I shoveI'll have a grope and get the last busA romantic date, just the two of usYeah, one timeYou and me babyYou and me babyTonightElectrical LoveYou and me babyYou and me babyTonightI'm feeling kind of, kind of sexy, babyWhat say you put on that exercise videoAnd I'll watch you sweat? Oh yeahThat damn video with Felicity KendalDamn, you can shit, babyAnd your makin' me feel kinda itchyAnd damn, I'm gonna go put the mask and gloves onOh, yeah, yeahTake 'em off, babyJust take themFuck the musicTake them offJust, oh, freak this shit, manTurn the fuckin' tape off, man