[ti:I'm the Greatest Star]
[ar:Glee Cast]
[00:00.13]I've  got  thirty-six  expressions--
[00:01.90]Sweet  as  pie  to  tough  as  leather,
[00:04.39]And  that's  six  expressions  more
[00:05.96]Than  all  them,ah,Barrymores  put  together.
[00:09.01]Instead  of  just  kicking  me
[00:10.49]Why  don't  they  give  me  a  lift?
[00:13.33]Well,it  must  be  a  plot,
[00:15.41]'Cause  they're  scared  that  I  got
[00:17.75]Such  a  gift--well,I'm  miffed--'cause
[00:23.99]I'm  the  greatest  star--
[00:29.07]I  am  by  far,but  no  one  knows  it!
[00:35.98]Wait,they're  gonna  hear  a  voice,
[00:39.33]A  silver  flute--ah  hah,ah  hah--
[00:42.33]They'll  cheer  each  toot
[00:44.16]（Hey!That  kid  is  terrific!）
[00:45.43]When  I  expose  it!
[00:48.88]Now,can't  you  see  to  look  at  me
[00:50.66]That  I'm  a  natural  Camille?
[00:55.44]As  Camille  I  just  feel
[00:58.44]I've  got  so  much  to  offer.
[01:00.83]Hey  listen  kid,I  know  I'd  be  divine  because
[01:03.01]I'm  a  natural  cougher.
[01:07.13]（coughs）
[01:08.91]Some  ain't  got  it--not  a  lump,
[01:12.51]I'm  a  great  big  clump  of  talent!
[01:15.61]Laugh!
[01:17.54]They'll  bend  in  half.
[01:19.11]（Did  you  ever  hear  the  story  about  the  traveling  salesman?）
[01:21.19]A  thousand  jokes:
[01:22.46]Shtick  around  for  the  jokes,
[01:23.88]A  thousand  faces.I  reiterate,
[01:27.29]When  you're  gifted,
[01:29.72]Then  you're  gifted,
[01:31.20]These  are  facts--I  got  no  axe  to  grind.
[01:36.18]Hey,what  are  you--blind?
[01:39.35]In  all  of  the  world  so  far
[01:42.40]I'm  the  greatest  star!
[01:44.83]（speaking）
[01:47.22]No  autographs  please.
[01:49.56]You  think  beautiful  girls  are  gonna  stay  a  star  forever?
[01:52.46]I  should  say  not!
[01:53.67]Any  minute  now  they're  gonna  be  out!...Finished!
[01:55.20]Then  it'll  be  my  turn.
[01:58.24]（back  to  singing）
[01:58.90]Who  is  the  pip  with  piz-azz?
[02:02.36]Who  is  all  ginger  and  jazz?
[02:05.40]Who  is  as  glamorous  as?
[02:08.45]Who's  an  American  Beauty  rose
[02:11.51]With  an  American  Beauty  nose,
[02:14.66]And  ten  American  Beaty  toes,
[02:17.56]Eyes  on  the  target,and  wham--
[02:20.55]One  shot,one  gun  shot  and  BAM!
[02:25.28]Hey,Mr.Keeney,here  I  am!
[02:40.32]I'm  the  greatest  star,
[02:44.68]I  am  by  far,
[02:47.73]But  no  one  knows  it!
[02:51.34]That's  why  I  was  born--
[02:55.81]I'll  blow  my  horn
[03:00.84]Till  someone  knows  it!
[03:04.86]I'll  light  up  like  a  light
[03:08.36]Right  up  like  a  light
[03:10.85]I'll  flicker,then  flare  up （ha  ha）
[03:14.91]All  the  world's  gonna  stare  up
[03:19.07]Lookin'down
[03:20.34]You'll  never  see  me--
[03:21.71]Try  the  sky,
[03:22.38]'Cause  that'll  be  me.
[03:24.16]I  can  make 'em  cry,
[03:27.31]I  can  make 'em  sigh,
[03:29.09]Someday  they'll  clamor
[03:30.61]For  my  dram-er.
[03:34.47]Have  you  guessed  yet,
[03:36.71]Who's  the  best  yet?
[03:39.10]If  ya  ain't  I'll  tell  ya  one  more  time.
[03:45.30]You  bet  your  last  dime
[03:47.79]In  all  of  the  world  so  far
[03:50.22]I  am  the  greatest,greatest  star!