[00:08.73]My girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations
[00:12.55]He said cut the carbs  or else she'd end up pushing up carnations
[00:16.35]She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said  "Oh Lordy"
[00:19.98]If you don't drop a few  girl  you won't make it past age forty
[00:23.99]My girl said  "Hey lookie  on my fancy x-ray chart"
[00:27.79]Said the doctor  "Holy hell that's one G D  big ass heart"
[00:31.76]I'm telling you my friend  my girl's got a big ass heart
[00:35.93]When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart
[00:39.76]That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest
[00:43.69]And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest
[00:47.25]I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn't fair
[00:51.31]Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs
[00:55.06]So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets
[00:58.62]When that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets
[01:05.31]Oh  that big ass heart
[01:08.12]Oh  that big ass heart