[00:08.71]And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail
[00:13.09]In their rendition of The Cell Block Tango
[00:16.46]Pop(six)
[00:20.30]Squish(Uh uh)
[00:23.86]Cicero(Lipschitz)
[00:28.03]Pop(six)
[00:30.13]Squish(Uh uh)
[00:31.99]Cicero(Lipschitz)
[00:36.06]Pop(six)
[00:37.32]Squish(Uh uh)
[00:38.49]Cicero(Lipschitz)
[00:40.29]Pop(six)
[00:41.08]Squish(Uh uh)
[00:42.39]Cicero(Lipschitz)
[00:44.25]He had it coming
[00:46.38]He had it coming
[00:48.21]He only had himself to blame
[00:52.14]If you'd have been there
[00:53.88]If you'd have seen it
[00:55.84]I betcha you would have done the same!
[00:58.92]Pop(six)
[00:59.70]Squish(Uh uh)
[01:00.70]Cicero(Lipschitz)
[01:02.71]Pop(six)
[01:03.81]Squish(Uh uh)
[01:04.57]Cicero(Lipschitz)
[01:07.30]You know how people have these little habits
[01:08.70]That get you down. Like Bernie
[01:12.87]Bernie, he like to chew gum
[01:14.72]No, not chew. POP.
[01:18.14]So I came home this one day
[01:19.71]And I am really irritated
[01:20.83]And I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
[01:22.93]And there's Bernie laying on the couch
[01:25.26]Drinking a beer
[01:26.49]And chewing. No, not chewing
[01:29.39]Popping. So, I said to him
[01:31.62]I said, "you pop that gum one more time"
[01:36.72]And he did
[01:38.16]So I took the shotgun off the wall
[01:39.98]And I fired two warning shots
[01:43.96]Into his head
[01:48.05]He had it coming
[01:49.45]He had it coming
[01:51.57]He only had himself to blame
[01:55.27]If you'd have been there
[01:56.85]If you'd have heard it
[01:58.80]I betcha you would have done the same!
[02:08.76]I met Ezekiel Young from
[02:10.66]Salt Lake city about two years ago
[02:13.14]And he told me he was single
[02:14.63]And we hit it off right away
[02:16.92]So, we started living together
[02:18.47]He'd go to work, he'd come home
[02:20.65]I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner
[02:23.54]And then I found out
[02:25.89]"Single" he told me?"
[02:28.13]Single, my butt
[02:30.17]Not only was he married
[02:31.67]Oh no, he had six wives
[02:34.31]One of those Mormons, you know
[02:37.02]So, that night, when he came home from work
[02:39.44]I fixed him his drink as usual
[02:44.34]You know, some guys just can't hold
[02:46.20]Their arsenic
[02:48.44]He had it coming (Pop! Six! Squish!)
[02:50.42]He had it coming (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
[02:51.83]He took a flower (Pop! Six! Squish!) in its prime (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
[02:55.57]And then he used it (Pop!) and he abused it (Six!)
[02:59.14]It was a murder (Squish!) but not a crime (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
[03:04.02]Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
[03:05.78]Carving up the chicken for dinner
[03:07.60]Minding my own business
[03:09.64]And in storms my husband Wilbur
[03:11.26]In a jealous rage
[03:12.91]You been screwing the milkman
[03:14.21]He says. He was crazy
[03:16.08]And he kept screaming
[03:17.52]you been screwing the milkman
[03:19.82]And then he ran into my knife
[03:21.88]He ran into my knife ten times
[03:27.30]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[03:30.63]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[03:34.47]They had it coming, they had it coming
[03:36.42]They had it coming, they had it coming
[03:38.00]They had it coming, they had it coming, all along, all along
[03:41.43]Cause if they used us and they abused us
[03:45.24]How could they tell us that we were wrong?
[03:49.03]Could you tell us that we were wrong?