And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition of The Cell Block Tango
Pop(six)
Squish(Uh uh)
Cicero(Lipschitz)
Pop(six)
Squish(Uh uh)
Cicero(Lipschitz)
Pop(six)
Squish(Uh uh)
Cicero(Lipschitz)
Pop(six)
Squish(Uh uh)
Cicero(Lipschitz)
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Pop(six)
Squish(Uh uh)
Cicero(Lipschitz)
Pop(six)
Squish(Uh uh)
Cicero(Lipschitz)
You know how people have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie
Bernie, he like to chew gum
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated
And I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie laying on the couch
Drinking a beer
And chewing. No, not chewing
Popping. So, I said to him
I said, "you pop that gum one more time"
And he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots
Into his head
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same!
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home
I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner
And then I found out
"Single" he told me?"
Single, my butt
Not only was he married
Oh no, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know
So, that night, when he came home from work
I fixed him his drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold
Their arsenic
He had it coming (Pop! Six! Squish!)
He had it coming (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
He took a flower (Pop! Six! Squish!) in its prime (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
And then he used it (Pop!) and he abused it (Six!)
It was a murder (Squish!) but not a crime (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Carving up the chicken for dinner
Minding my own business
And in storms my husband Wilbur
In a jealous rage
You been screwing the milkman
He says. He was crazy
And he kept screaming
you been screwing the milkman
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming, they had it coming, all along, all along
Cause if they used us and they abused us
How could they tell us that we were wrong?
Could you tell us that we were wrong?