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[00:15.24]Well I spoke to this man,
[00:17.74]Said he’d been to the moon,
[00:21.48]Carved his name in the ground,
[00:24.35]Saw the world spinning round,
[00:26.23]And came back that afternoon.
[00:28.77]And I laughed at this man,
[00:32.10]Said he’d been lost at sea,
[00:35.95]Heard the sirens call,
[00:37.93]Seen the pirates fall,
[00:39.69]To the monsters in the deep.
[00:43.02]I said I’d heard some tall tales,
[00:46.82]Some good stories in my time,
[00:50.36]So when I asked him for proof,
[00:52.53]And he just showed me the truth,
[00:54.36]That was dancing in his eyes.
[01:12.43]I could not believe this man,
[01:15.92]Said he was a millionaire,
[01:19.46]He said I know I dress in rags,
[01:21.74]But I drive a vintage Jag,
[01:23.79]And I’ve got a diamond chandelier.
[01:26.88]I said I think I need a drink,
[01:30.48]And made my way outside,
[01:34.17]You know I’d swear this was a spoof,
[01:36.24]If it wasn’t for the truth,
[01:38.02]That was dancing in his eyes.
[02:10.29]When I came back in the room,
[02:14.33]The man had disappeared,
[02:18.23]He left a rock from the moon,
[02:20.91]And eyepatch and a diamond,
[02:24.61]From a chandelier.