It's the middle of the day

And we both have thrown a fit

The tv is on

But neither one of us is watching it

Now your problem is everytime my pager go off

I don't pay it no mind

And my problem is every time the phone rings
You go get it and you run and hide

Now if it's two people between us that don't exist

And we're both gonna go on lying

Ain't nothing good about that in this thing baby

We're both guilty of the John Doe crime...

Chorus:
Who was the guy that paged you?

I don't know.

Who was the guy that waved at you?

I don't know.

Who was the guy that called you?

I don't know.

Who was the guy that I saw you with?
I don't know.
How did ya get some extra money?
Uuhh, Don't know.
When I needed some you told me
I don't know.

Is this love affair over?
I don't know.

Tell me a name:

John Doe.

Yeah, I know this thing started out all good

Remember when you didn't have a dime I did what I could

Took a chance and put you on my account

Now you're flossin some female showin the amount

That's why I trip off shit like your pager

All in my face
Blowin up and you'll get it later
And the reason I run in the room with the phone all the time
Because of you
I'm guilty of the John Doe crime
Chorus:
Now who was the girl that paged you?

I-I don't know.
Who was the girl that called you?
I-I don't know.
Who was the girl that waved at you?

I-I don't know.
Who was the girl I saw you with?
I don't know.
How did ya get some extra money?

I-I don't know.
When I needed some ya told me
I-I don't know.
Is this affair over?
I don't know.

Tell me her name:

Jane Doe.
（（Phone ringing））
PA: Hello?
Homeboy: Yo wassup b?
PA: Yo whatup man?
HB: Hey yo, check this out man old girl and them wanna cuddle tonight.
PA: Oh fellas ballin huh?
HB: Yeah yeah, you remember old girl and them right?
PA: I gotta cross
HB: Hey, yo check it out, ima set it up about 7 aight?
PA: Yeah well we on man.
HB: I'ma hit em back in about a minute.
PA: I remember her dawg, the one that was doin that...
（（phone beeps））
PA: yo man, somebody on my other line man.
HB: aight.
PA: Hello?
Homegirl: Is LeeLee there?
PA: Yeah she here man, （To leelee） here man telephone.
LeeLee: Hello?

HG: Hello, can u talk?
LL: Yeah wait a minute, let me go in the other room... Okay wassup?
HG: Yeah, dude, dude wanna get out with you tonight. Can you get out?

LL: For dude, I'll pull some strings.
HG: Yeah, he said he wanna kick it, he called me, he was like,
can you get ya girl out tonight?
LL: Aight, mmmm...
PA: Who was the guy that paged you?
LL: I don't know.

Who was the girl that called you?
PA: I-I don't know.
Who was the guy that waved at you?
LL: I don't know.
Who was the girl I saw you with
PA: I don't know.
How did ya get some extra money?

LL: Uuhh, Don't know.
When I needed some ya told me

PA: I-I don't know.
both: Is this affair over?
LL: I don't know.
PA: Tell me a name:
LL: John Doe.