I went to you, a woman-man
A courageous friend, I thought
But turned out so wrong was I
When we were up against the wall
He had chicken-liver balls
He had chicken-liver spleen
He had chicken-liver heart
Made of chicken-liver parts
Lily-livered little parts
Lily-livered little parts
Prematurely going bald
Any passion long gone cold
But I wanted to explore the
Damp alley ways of his soul
All the times he tried to help
He spit in my face and laughed
That woman-man, I want his ****ing ass
I want his ****ing ass
I want his ****ing ass
I want your ****ing ass
My friend-itey, he's looking likey
Crammed in a taxi, I see you too clearly
Sucking on a little pea, sucking on a little pea
My my, a little toy
He's just a mommy's boy
Where's your liver, where's your heart?
Where's all your woman parts?
Now it's my turn to laugh
You stick it up your ****ing ass [x4