Stuart's writting the saddest song
And he needs to be a loner
He's taking codeine tablet toms
And listens to acetone
But you know my love
Sad melodies need a broken heart?
Why does Stuart speak
About you so
Stuart's writing the funniest song
So he wants to be a clown
He shows up with a candy tongue
While he plays his sad tune
And you know my love
Nobody answers him on the telephone
Why does Stuart speak
About you so