Don’t need no chorus cashin' candy now Don’t need no callus crush to come around And I don’t know who you are You and your boys ain’t got nothing on me I’ve had my last eight drinks in here for free Cause that's my friend tending bar Yeah I got a friend who tends bar And she won’t let me tip her When I get tired tonight she’ll take me home And if it's cold under the cover she'll keep me warm Sweet lovely friend who tends bar And lovely friends, who ten