作曲 : Trash
Impotency really sucks
I don't know why 
I can't get it up, why me? 
Why?All of my friends make fun of me
Hard to ejaculate, easy to pee
Now I can dance with girls
Without getting a woodrow
I'm flaccid and limp, 
I can't get an erection(Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen)
There must be something wrong with me
I will never get laid, 
I've got a penis infection
There must be something wrong with me
Uh, duh, impotency
I went to my doctor the other day
He asked me if 
I was straight or gay
Well, my eyes are slanted
That's not the problem
Can't you see, you stupid rug rat?
I've got a problem
Actually, 
I've got a case called impotency
Oh yeah, yeah