[00:10.00]Well,daddy joined the Air Force
[00:11.90]Said it was a good source
[00:13.26]Danger,love,and money,but it only led to divorce
[00:16.02]Ended up in Abilene
[00:17.26]Working at a Dairy Queen
[00:18.94]Put me in the Army on the day that I turned seventeen
[00:21.14]Here I am dtandin'in the desert with a gun
[00:24.02]Thought of going AWOL but I'm too afraid to run
[00:26.02]So I got myself a new plan
[00:27.08]Stealin'from the Taliban
[00:29.06]Make a little money turning poppies into heroin
[00:32.34]Sergeant didn't like it so they put me in a hole
[00:34.52]I said,"It's easy shootin'when they don't know where to go."
[00:37.07]Threw me on a lily pad
[00:38.32]Send me home to NORAD
[00:39.73]I knew I'd be in trouble but I didn't think it be this bad.
[00:54.17]Stranger wearin'all black
[00:55.38]Met me on the tarmac
[00:55.84]Told him I was sorry but I ain't ever going back
[00:58.48]He said,you ain't in trouble son
[01:00.74]Learn to fight without a gun
[01:02.01]Got a new assignment now,you're working for the Pentagon
[01:04.94]Gonna take a trip,wouldn't tell me what it's for
[01:07.26]Gotta sever your country,gonna help us win the war
[01:10.39]MIT,PhD's,night & day,they're testing me
[01:12.08]Ain't what I was thinking but I'm being all that I can be
[01:16.18]I ain't no genius but I knew it wasn't right
[01:18.43]Eating uppers in the moring and LSD at night
[01:19.25]Send me off to the deep space
[01:20.61]Help'em win the arms race
[01:21.99]Ola me,oh mighty,but this sh*t has got a funny taste
[01:59.44]I think I hear the countdown
[02:01.00]Hundred feet above the gound
[02:02.33]Told me when I'm leavin'in but a'nothing 'bout a'coming down
[02:05.13]Sittin'on a bed dream
[02:06.40]Thousand pounds of gasoline
[02:08.16]Ain't leavin'nothing but some rubble and my slipstream
[02:10.69]Mama always said,I should be aimin'for the moon
[02:13.28]Never would've guessed that I'd be passin'by soon
[02:15.94]How the hell'd I get here?
[02:17.25]Blastin'through the atmosphere
[02:18.73]Drop the rocket boosters and I'm shiftin'into high gear
[02:21.43]Bowie on the system and a bottle on my knee
[02:24.08]Armstrong ain't got nothing on me
[02:27.02]Hey ho,here we go
[02:28.31]KMAG YOYO
[02:29.67]Someone wanna get me,gotta come up where the sun don't go
[03:04.28]I think I see a bright light
[03:05.63]Something 'bout it ain't right
[03:07.08]I laid down in a space ship
[03:08.40]Woke up in a fire-fight
[03:09.83]Trippin'from the morphire
[03:11.01]Came down in a bad scene
[03:12.41]God,don't let me die here,I ain't even nineteen
[03:15.35]I won't ever ask you,Lord fot anything again
[03:17.75]I'll swear it on the Bible,Torah or Koran
[03:20.84]Lyin'in a rhino track
[03:21.96]'Bout to have a heart attack
[03:23.35]IED got to me,someone call the Medevac
[03:26.33]I need some fixin'after where it is I've been
[03:28.86]Never wanna go and try and shoot a gun again
[03:31.58]Slippin'out the back door
[03:32.86]Gonna join the Peace Corps
[03:34.21]Tell me,I'm a hero now,so
[03:35.56]Someone else can fight this war