[00:00.000] 作词 : Joe Iconis
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Joe Iconis
[00:03.095][JEREMY] C-c-c-cmon
[00:04.689]C-c-c-cmon, go-
[00:06.256]Ow!
[00:06.726][THE SQUIP, spoken] What did we say about masturbation?
[00:09.025][JEREMY, spoken] I was just gonna...check my email!
[00:11.350][THE SQUIP, spoken] You can't lie to me, Jeremy, I'm inside your brain
[00:17.776][ALL] C-c-c-cmon, c-c-c-cmon!
[00:19.944]Go, go!
[00:20.780]C-c-c-cmon, c-c-c-cmon
[00:23.262]Go, go!
[00:24.307][THE SQUIP, spoken] I’m a learning computer, Jeremy
[00:26.162]With every interaction, I evolve
[00:28.617]Simply walk down the hallway and observe
[00:33.293][RICH] Oh, what up brah, kicks look bangin’
[00:35.827][JAKE] Shut up dawg, when we hangin’?
[00:38.230][RICH] Ask me later, yeah?
[00:39.902][RICH & JAKE] We’ll sync up!
[00:42.305][THE SQUIP, spoken] This one participates in sports and clubs
[00:44.317]To avoid the feeling that deep down
[00:46.224]He’ll never be good enough
[00:47.295][JEREMY, spoken] But Jake’s popular!
[00:48.601][THE SQUIP, spoken] Those facts are not mutually exclusive
[00:58.710][CHLOE] I’m shook, I’m blah, I’m just--
[01:00.225][BROOKE] There, there!
[01:01.061][CHLOE, spoken] Brooke!
[01:01.636][BROOKE] I’m sorry
[01:02.420][CHLOE] It’s not fair
[01:03.360][BROOKE] Yeah!
[01:03.935][CHLOE] I know
[01:04.535][BROOKE & CHLOE] Oh, we so sync up!
[01:06.704][THE SQUIP, spoken] That one is obsessed with status
[01:08.375]Because she’s scared of losing it!
[01:10.256][JEREMY, spoken] Chloe isn’t scared of anything!
[01:12.215][THE SQUIP, spoken] Everyone is scared of something, Jeremy
[01:14.436]The most dangerous people are the ones who pretend they’re not
[01:17.649][JENNA, spoken] Chloe!
[01:18.720]Guess who I saw at the mall last night?
[01:20.836]...With Jake!
[01:21.881][CHLOE, spoken] I want details
[01:22.952][THE SQUIP, spoken] Jenna Rolan uses gossip to get attention from her peers
[01:26.269]But as soon as she shares it
[01:28.124]They ignore her
[01:29.482][JEREMY, spoken] That’s sad, what should I do?
[01:31.468][THE SQUIP, spoken] You should ignore her
[01:33.584][RICH, spoken] Yo! Tall-Ass
[01:35.308]Where’s my money?
[01:36.013][THE SQUIP, spoken] Up up, down down, left right, A
[01:37.032][JEREMY & RICH] GAAUGH!
[01:38.077][RICH, spoken] ...You got one?
[01:39.304]You should come over and play Xbox
[01:42.622]You know, with a Squip, the only controller you need
[01:45.704]Is your mind
[01:46.984][JENNA] Rich and Jeremy chillin’?
[01:49.126][JAKE] Looks like Jeremy’s killin’
[01:51.530][MR. REYES, spoken] What’s the deal with that?
[01:53.019][JENNA, JAKE, MR. REYES] Get synced up!
[01:59.027][INSTRUMENTAL]
[02:18.044][BROOKE]
[02:18.201]Bonjour, Jeremy
[02:19.742][JEREMY, spoken] Oh, Brooke!
[02:20.630][BROOKE] I’m sure digging this new look
[02:23.112]Hella retro and très bonsoir
[02:26.638][spoken] That was French
[02:27.239][JEREMY] Hehe. Uh, how was Pinkberry?
[02:29.642][BROOKE] Scary
[02:30.713]I have some issues with dairy
[02:33.012][CHLOE, spoken] Brooke!
[02:33.587][BROOKE, spoken] I’m sorry, bye
[02:34.867][BROOKE & JEREMY] Let’s sync up!
[02:37.166][THE SQUIP, spoken] You see, Jeremy?
[02:38.289]Life is not unlike a video game
[02:40.353]And in a video game
[02:41.789]Success requires just two things
[02:44.558]Good hand-eye coordination
[02:47.824]And a cheat code!
[02:49.522][INSTRUMENTAL]
[03:06.344][FULL CAST (minus Jeremy and Squip), vocalizing] Aaaah!
[03:26.746][JEREMY] All in all, a not too heinous day
[03:29.933][ENSEMBLE] Nananananananananana!
[03:32.650][JEREMY] I walk the hall with purpose as I swagger on my way
[03:36.490][ENSEMBLE] Nananananananana
[03:37.926]Hey, hey, hey!
[03:38.710][JEREMY] Feelin’ crisp and high and clean
[03:41.531]I head to play rehearsal with Christine!