作词 : Joe Iconis
 作曲 : Joe Iconis
[JEREMY
C-c-c-cmon, go-
Ow!
[THE SQUIP, spoken
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
[ALL
Go, go!
C-c-c-cmon, c-c-c-cmon
Go, go!
[THE SQUIP, spoken
With every interaction, I evolve
Simply walk down the hallway and observe
[RICH
[JAKE
[RICH
[RICH & JAKE
[THE SQUIP, spoken
To avoid the feeling that deep down
He’ll never be good enough
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
[CHLOE
[BROOKE
[CHLOE, spoken
[BROOKE
[CHLOE
[BROOKE
[CHLOE
[BROOKE & CHLOE
[THE SQUIP, spoken
Because she’s scared of losing it!
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
The most dangerous people are the ones who pretend they’re not
[JENNA, spoken
Guess who I saw at the mall last night?
...With Jake!
[CHLOE, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
But as soon as she shares it
They ignore her
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
[RICH, spoken
Where’s my money?
[THE SQUIP, spoken
[JEREMY & RICH
[RICH, spoken
You should come over and play Xbox
You know, with a Squip, the only controller you need
Is your mind
[JENNA
[JAKE
[MR. REYES, spoken
[JENNA, JAKE, MR. REYES
[INSTRUMENTAL
[BROOKE
Bonjour, Jeremy
[JEREMY, spoken
[BROOKE
Hella retro and très bonsoir
[spoken
[JEREMY
[BROOKE
I have some issues with dairy
[CHLOE, spoken
[BROOKE, spoken
[BROOKE & JEREMY
[THE SQUIP, spoken
Life is not unlike a video game
And in a video game
Success requires just two things
Good hand-eye coordination
And a cheat code!
[INSTRUMENTAL
[FULL CAST (minus Jeremy and Squip), vocalizing
[JEREMY
[ENSEMBLE
[JEREMY
[ENSEMBLE
Hey, hey, hey!
[JEREMY
I head to play rehearsal with Christine!