[00:00.000] 作曲 : Joe Iconis
[00:04.558][THE SQUIP] Christine is begging for assistance, Jeremy!
[00:10.645]She's helpless and craving
[00:12.944]She clearly needs saving
[00:15.295]And you hold the key
[00:16.548]Wo-ah!
[00:18.194]Jeremy
[00:19.840]If you get her corrected
[00:22.139]You'll both be connected
[00:24.464]Literally
[00:25.691]Wo-oah
[00:27.415]She's lost and overcome with hesita-a-ation
[00:32.039]She wished she knew what life was all about
[00:36.584]A SQUIP can fix her current situa-ation
[00:40.607]Things improve without a doubt
[00:42.984]It'll be you who helped her out
[00:45.257]Let's save the pitiful children
[00:48.235][ALL] Woah
[00:49.776][THE SQUIP] Let's save the pitiful children
[00:52.754][THE SQUIP & ALL] Woah
[00:54.531][THE SQUIP] Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
[00:59.729]Just what to do
[01:02.028]He-elp them to he-e-elp you
[01:06.860][JEREMY, spoken] Ladies' running shoes? There's gotta be enough SQUIPS in here for..
[01:10.047][THE SQUIP, spoken] The entire school? Now put those pills in that beaker and fill it with Mountain Dew!
[01:16.082](sung) Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
[01:22.273]People embracing
[01:24.728]And interfacing
[01:26.975]Beep bop boop boop
[01:29.874]Christine will be so thoroughly deli-i-ghted
[01:34.524]When you improve the lives of all her peers
[01:39.148]Sync the school, get everyone united
[01:43.223]Jocks and geeks will hug and chat, while--
[01:45.887][JENNA ROLAN, spoken] Scuse me, what the frick is that?
[01:48.055][JEREMY, spoken] A supercomputer from Japan that solves all your problems...
[01:51.425]Uh, and mountain dew
[01:52.757][JENNA ROLAN, spoken] Okay!
[01:54.534](sung) Ah, yeah!
[02:03.389][JEREMY & THE SQUIP] Let's save the pitiful children!
[02:06.289][JENNA ROLAN] Wo-oah
[02:07.935][JEREMY & THE SQUIP] Let's save the pitiful children!
[02:10.834][JENNA ROLAN] Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep
[02:12.820][JEREMY & THE SQUIP] Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
[02:17.861][THE SQUIP] Just what to do
[02:20.029]He-elp them to he-elp you
[02:23.112][JENNA ROLAN] (vocalizing)
[02:37.296][INSTRUMENTAL]
[03:03.184][JEREMY & THE SQUIP & ALL] Let's save the pitiful children
[03:06.083][THE SQUIP] Beep beep beep beep boop
[03:07.677][ALL] Let's save the pitiful children
[03:10.341][THE SQUIP] SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP
[03:12.457][ALL] Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
[03:16.950][THE SQUIP] If that's what we do
[03:19.066]If that's what we do
[03:22.566]Then
[03:23.977][ALL] Everything about us is going to be wonderful
[03:30.220][STUDENTS] We love everything about SQUIPs
[03:33.172][ALL] Everything about us is going to be so alive
[03:39.415][STUDENTS] We could never live without SQUIPs
[03:42.158][THE SQUIP] You won't feel left out or unsure
[03:46.468][ALL] Not pitiful children anymore
[03:50.387]'Cause
[03:51.066]Everything about us is going to be cool
[03:57.623]When... we... rule!