(Verse) The alarm is going off again 
And I can't find the strength within 
To get myself to get up out the bed 
And I can't find my keys (Verse) 
And I'm sick of feeling like this 
Every single morning 
Far more than a sit back 
With the covers over my head (Chorus) 
Trying to get fired 
So I won't have to quit 
Don't wanna spend my nights 
Working the grave yard shift 
And I'm so sick and tired 
Yeah I'm over it 
I'm calling this an early retirement (Talking) 
Come on man quit your singing and get back to work 
Uhh, quit your singing and get back to work 
Get bent Stubbing on my finger working thing that 
I'm above it 
It's just like 
Johnny Paycheck said : "Take this job and shove it" 
I rather be anywhere but here (Chorus) 
Trying to get fired 
So I won't have to quit 
Don't wanna spend my nights 
Working the grave yard shift 
And I'm so sick and tired 
Yeah I'm over it 
I'm calling this an early retirement (Bridge) 
I rather be anywhere else 
I rather be anywhere but here (Talking) 
I'm sick of all you punk kids 
Sitting around doing nothing 
Singing little songs to yourselves 
What's a matter with you 
Get your crap and get out of here 
You're fired 
Okay, well first of all you can't fire me because 
I quit Wait up wait up, fired? 
Dude consider me roasted (Chorus) 
Trying to get by it 
So I won't have to quit 
Don't wanna spend my nights 
Working the grave yard shift 
And I'm so sick and tired 
Yeah I'm over it 
I'm calling this an early retirement 
That's it 
I quit