作词 : Boogie Men, Sir Jinx
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Robin Lench!
And welcome to the
"Lifestyles Of The Poor And Unfortunate"!
Where you and your broad can win EIGHT days
And nine dangerous nights at
'The Come On In Hotel
Ooverviewing the Watts Tower (owwwwwwww!)
And for your transportation pleasures
You get to ride on what?
The "R.T.D.": the "Rough, Tough and Dangerous"
Where, we provide you and your b*tch round trip transfer
STRAIGHT DOWN RAAANGE
(AYO, NIGGA! GET OUTTA THE CAR, NIGGA!)
Where you can meet, who?
O.G. MudBone! (who the f**k are?)
Hello, O.G. MudBone! Say: "Hi!"
(NIGGA, F**K YOU MUTHAF**KA! [GET OUTTA HERE
THESE NUTS, PUNK!)
And for your gambling cravings
You can lose that trick-b*tch that's with ya almost
Well basically ANYWHERE!
(I give you $20 for your biatch! Hahahaha!)
And for your nightlife entertainment, you get to visit
Our very own strawberry showgirls!
Located where? On Figueroa!
'Ey, ayy ayy b*tch! Ayy, how much for "head"
Hahahahaha! Oww aha!
Ow! Until next time!
40 ounce dreams and watermelon wishes!
I'm Robin Lench, peace!
5000 G!