Friends don't come easily and this I know 
And every time I make one, they say they gotta go 
I wanna talk with people and look em' in the face 
I wanna take em' home and they can stay at my place 
All the talkin', I can do, I would never lie to you 
We take a quick ride, homicide, then I confide in you 
And I can love you, and technically, even though you're dead 
You'll always be around me cuz I'm keeping your head 
I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar 
I even own the melon of a dead fortune teller 
The rotted ones, I keep em' up in fat pickle jars 
And the new ones? We lay on the lawn and look at stars 
It's illegal, I know...but so is smoking weed 
And who the **** gives a **** when you have a need? 
I collect human heads fresh up off the neck 
Face, lips, hair, nose, ears, gimme that! 
Faces, people know more than names! 
The hair is there and all the brains! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut? 
How you want your eyelids, open or shut? 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Sometimes I put em' in my bowling bag and bring em' to work 
Play with their hair under my desk with my bare foot 
They're like stuffed animals all over the bed 
Human heads, Pam, Jennifer, Hubert, and Ted 
I even put one in the shower, water comes out the mouth 
I kick a few around the yard when I feel like going out 
I blow air in the mouth piece and duct tape it shut 
Bring em' in the pool and their heads'll float up 
I'm not a sicko, yo, though I've had girlfriends 
I even put their make up on and take em' for a spin 
I'm not a murderer like that, not really 
Only every Halloween, the house do look kinda silly 
You know the homeless people that be bothering you for change? 
Almost all of my collection, from them is where they came 
I'm not insane about it, it's just the world is too crowded 
And maybe I'ma do something a-motha****in'-bout it 
Faces, people know more than names! 
The hair is there and all the brains! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut? 
How you want your eyelids, open or shut? 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
I need some therapy to help me deal with this shit 
Dr. Wigglefarmer, I need to make a visit 
He told me heads are normal but I gotta brush their teeth 
So now I'm brushing 4 mouths at a time using my feet 
He also told me to keep them from the dog 
But I already know that, she chew they faces off 
And then Mr. Wigglefarmer asked me for a couple 
I went into my bag and gave him 2 like, "No trouble." 
Now I got some therapy, I'm feeling much better 
I'm happy forever, me and my craniums together 
They all over the house and they roll around the floor 
And if it's got an afro....I use it for a pillow 
I'm ill though, I never shoulda worried anyway 
I shoot head-hoops and don't care what people say 
You can ask Dr. Wigglefarmer for yourself 
He's the 3rd head down, top row, 3rd shelf 
Faces, people know more than names! 
The hair is there and all the brains! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut? 
How you want your eyelids, open or shut? 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Faces, people know more than names! 
The hair is there and all the brains! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut? 
How you want your eyelids, open or shut? 
Your head would mean so much to me! 
Your head would mean so much to me!