作词 : Clark, Insane Clown Posse Hello!You have a collect call from CuckooPlease answer the following question, "Yes or no" Will you pay for the call? Is this on? Gather around my wealthy friends and enjoy the horrifying sights Only your worst nightmares could produce Actual human beings of a deformed nature Come at once, and come and indulge yourself In our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, enter our three ring show of freaks Ring one, a dung a dung dung My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue To the desk in school then I run down the hall Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties Just 'cause I don't look like everybody I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys Scary, bula! And what's the big deal about my neck Just because now and then I like to let it stretch Up a couple feet to get a better sight Is that any reason to scream and run in fright No, so, now how ya gonna act? So what if I got another arm growing out of my back I guess, I'm just another freak show thing And now they got me in the three ring Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding It's the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding It's the same as everywhere Ring two, how do you do? I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who? You don't try to front ho Try to play me out just 'cause I'm running with the sideshow Or maybe it's the leg growing out my neck But don't jet baby, heh, not yet I'm popping in like a pound of lead Black 'n' blue, his next roll and drop me on my head Oh shit, I knew I had to **** up my circuits' Coz when I was two my momma left me at the circus Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow But then I escaped to the ghetto zone Started a crew of my own, mother****er, I'm not alone So don't be stickin' your finger in my face stank Or your stomach might receive a shank from the Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding It's the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding It's the same as everywhere I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves Here at our three ring exhibit But to be honest I really don't see What's so ****ing funny about it These ****ing people are real! Ring three, the ICPLook if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me That's how you get ****ed up We'll squeeze your windpipe shut Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird Have Snake woman kick my love to the curb She busted into my tent, now I'm ****ed Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh **** that bitch, suck that I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac Just two balls hanging with no protection so I move real careful and slow You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak Call me Don Knots 'coz I'm getting on it every week, uh So come see the carnival and threw me your change, bitch I chill with the three rings Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding It's the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding It's the same as everywhere Well, that's it I hope you're satisfied I hope you had a good time You ****ing heartless bastards You saw what you wanted So grab your ****ing kids And that fat flop of shit wife of yours And get the **** out of our circus tent You cold-hearted sons of bitches You think they look ****ed up Just wait till I kick your ****ing lips in a couple times You'll be sittin' up here like a bitch And we'll laughing at your folded ass They'll call you lumpy after I done put knots All over your ****in' forehead Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot You ****ing little bitch Come here, I'll shove that ****ing corn dog up your ass Get the **** out of here Show's ****ing over Get the **** out of here You ****ing heartless bastards