作曲 : Insane Clown Posse/Mike E. Clark
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It's Friday night, dark, scary
Lonely walkin' through the park cemetery
And it's foggy, cold and smoggy
Hear a dog, a howlin' dogie
I'm scared, should've brought a shotgun
Would've, should've, but 
I ain't got one
But I'll watch my back, and what's that?
The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback
Better run, hide, quick, fast
It's comin' for my ass with a shovel
Nowhere to run or to hide but a grave pit
So I dove in, 
I did the dumb shit
Took a fall, even at six foot
Down the stairs hit a floor
And through a door
Into a whole new world of stiffs
Bodies, heads and sexy little dead chicks
Club lights, sounds bass
DJ's spinnin' with maggots on their face
But what I saw next that really took me
Uhh! They did the headless boogie
Hey, yo! I heard that you died(Yea)
**** that! it's time to get live!(Yea)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide!(The headless boogie)
Hey, yo! I heard that you died(Yea)
**** that! it's time to get live!(Yea)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide!
Aww yeaWe dug up the finest bitches
In the graveyard, so common down
And if you ain't come
To get your funk out
Then get the **** out, bitch
They all stand straight
And swing to the side(Uh!)
No heads, but they feet still glide(Uh huh!)
Take a step back, twist and dive(Yea!)
I even seen 
Kurt Cobain gettin' live
No heads, but they all funky
And drunk, drinkin' old spunky
Don't be shy, everyone's able
Hit the floor leave your nugget on the table
And kick step, but when you do kick soft
If they're dead, your legs might fall off
The whole time, 
I can't believe
I can't conceive 
I don't wanna leave
HooI'm kickin' into a freak with no head
No face but the rest is straight
She's with it, 
I hit it like a 
GHer back fell off ugh! 
Excuse meZombies, mummies and 
Frankenstein
Drinkin' cisco, disco dead wine
Dead stiffs, comin' through the door
Heads fingers, and limbs on the floor
I'm gettin' drunk, 
I wanna be down
What's up? 
I wanna be the headless clown!(Heh hehe!)
They rolled out the jigsaw and got raw
That ended it all, 
I did the headless boogie
Hey, yo! I heard that you died(Yea)
**** that! 
It's time to get live!(Yea)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide!(The headless boogie)
Hey, yo! I heard that you died(Yea)
**** that! 
It's time to get live!(Yea)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide!
Hey yo! **** that voodoo claw shit, bitch
You comin' freakin with the real dead juggalos
So come on by, and we'll chop your nugget off
So you can freak that shit
Hey, yo! I heard that you died(That you died)
**** that! 
It's time to get live!(Time to get live)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide!(The headless boogie)
Hey, yo! I heard that you died.(Yea)
**** that! 
It's time to get live!(Oh yea)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide!([inaudible])
Hey, yo! I heard that you died(Yea)
**** that! 
It's time to get live!(Yea)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide!([inaudible] the headless boogie)
Hey, yo! I heard that you died(Yea)
**** that! 
It's time to get live!([inaudible] yea)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide!([inaudible])[inaudible]