[00:01.13]It was like march, april
[00:06.26]****in lebra ****in, um, shit
[00:11.15]Torus, born in 1775
[00:13.17]Im like 300 and somethin, but Im still alive
[00:16.60]I used to hang with the original, billy the kid
[00:19.35]You probably think Im only playin but, I did
[00:21.79]My daddys were a 2 headed freak show
[00:24.10]Mama a fortune tella, azmerella zella
[00:27.14]Anyway they had sex on a oija board
[00:29.83]And I was born the next day
[00:32.13]who?  violent j
[00:32.89]When I was 14 I tripped on the train track
[00:34.71]And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack
[00:37.87]Im out cold, they though it would **** me up
[00:40.33]I got up and itched my butt, and Im like, what?
[00:43.21]Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy,
[00:45.91]Child of the witch heifer, whatever
[00:48.54]Tied me up burned me and threw stones
[00:50.60]Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
[00:53.86]After that they started bowin and shit
[00:56.03]Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get
[00:59.09]I said get off my dick I aint a savior
[01:01.58]Im what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava
[01:06.54]4 simple things in this bitch before I die
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[01:13.39]I want a rusty ax
[01:15.34]
[01:18.85]I wanna know voodoo
[01:20.72]
[01:23.97]A fat bitch named bridget
[01:25.84]
[01:28.78]And a little sip of faygo too
[01:31.30]Till I get my shit in this motha ****a
[01:35.00]I will neva die!
[01:39.51]
[01:42.33]ah, hell yeah, so anyway...
[01:53.20]50 years passed all my homeys are old ass ****s
[01:55.54]I aint even got hair on my nuts
[01:57.91]I left the village in the search of my ends,
[02:00.41]I wrestled alligators, battled terminators
[02:02.92]Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me
[02:05.52]I fought in the civil war, yankees army
[02:08.58]I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10
[02:11.52]Man they didnt even have that shit back then
[02:14.01]How you just gonna come in my shit and **** it up?
[02:16.91]Well at least make this shit sound real man, damn!
[02:19.45]I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern
[02:21.27]Steddy takin cannon balls, to the balls
[02:24.64]The war ended, I traveled the country horse back
[02:27.14]Until this fool tried to horse jack
[02:29.99]He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
[02:33.45]Didnt even smear the makeup
[02:35.13]I took his gun a put a divet in his neck
[02:37.89]The sherriff didnt like it, I got endited
[02:40.57]87 long years in the state pen
[02:43.08]Till they finally forgot why they put me in
[02:45.83]They had to let me go, cant hold me on nothin
[02:49.22]On they way out they like,
[02:51.72]Yo aint you like a houndred and somethin?
[02:54.61]Im said yeah thats right,
[02:55.10]And I aint gonna die till I get my shit motha
[02:56.85]****a!!!
[02:58.16]
[03:00.10]I want a rusty ax
[03:01.49]
[03:05.61]I wanna know voodoo
[03:07.52]
[03:10.68]A fat bitch named bridget
[03:12.67]
[03:15.71]Just a little sip or two
[03:18.03]Till I get my shit in this motha ****a
[03:19.90]I will neva die!
[03:27.21]
[03:38.98]I slept under bridges, lived in a valley
[03:41.67]I climbed up mountains, searched the alleys
[03:44.37]More years passed and I still aint died
[03:46.92]Now Im in detroit on the southwest side
[03:49.67]My homie has an impala blue 67
[03:52.57]Last night we hit the road pushin one eleven
[03:55.22]I stuck my head out the window,
[03:57.51]Ttold em forward the most
[03:58.78]And let my nugget ping off a light post
[04:01.11]Hahahaha hell yeah cuz,
[04:03.05]Yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight buzz
[04:06.00]The world hates me cuz of shit like this
[04:08.00]They always try and kill me but, miss
[04:11.25]I know its odd cuz my face is forever painted
[04:13.63]When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted
[04:15.88]My tongues a little long I choke people with it
[04:19.00]Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
[04:21.53]And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
[04:24.41]I sorta look like somethin from the x-files
[04:26.92]People wanna see me die for then a little bit
[04:30.08]But Im a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shit
[04:34.22]And I aint gonna die till I get it!!!!
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[04:40.82]I want a rusty ax
[04:43.82]
[04:46.88]I wanna know voodoo
[04:48.91]
[04:52.02]A fat bitch named bridget
[04:54.04]
[04:56.98]I said faygo **** mountain dew
[04:59.25]Till I get my shit in this motha ****a
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[05:03.32]I will neva diiiiiiiiiieeeeee!
[05:09.89]Diiiiiiieeeeee! 2x