作词 : Clark, Insane Clown Posse
Hey there, do ya like excitement?
Yeah.
Do ya like suspense?
Uh-huh.
Do you like nel carter?

Tst-no.
Good, cuz you wont find her here, this is the house of horrors. and for
You its absolutely free, step right in.
Thanks.
Say no more stupid-ass, your breath says enough.

Hello?

Its so dark.

Dont lose me.

Cmon, I found a door

Wabugawoo, waaa! welcome to the house of horrors,
Ya born in a barn, shut the ****in door.
Ya see, bam, cuz Im about to scare ya
Bbbblblblblbl, okay now I dare ya
Close ya eyes, open up ya mouth, and count to ten,
Dont wanna, huh? cuz ya know my nuts are goin in,
Im twisted, Ill cut ya finger off, and stick it in ya butt
Ooouuuuhhhhhéand glue it shut
This is when I get get crazy, lemme show ya somethin,
Bbbbbbb! ya know what that means? it dont mean nothin, ha-ha!
But it scared ya, cuz people dont be doin that shit,
But me, bbbbbbbb, bitch, bbbbb, now what about it? （bbbbbbbbb）

Guess what, Im serial killer, a its a bad habit,
I killed tony, lucky charms, and the silly rabbit,
Uh! cut the lights off, see that shit, Im glowin
Allright, Im done, cut em back on, wait, where ya goin?

Welcome to the house of horrors!
Comes from within me, me, me.
Comes from within me, horrors, hey.
Comes from within me, me, me.
Come to the house of horrors, hey.
Comes from within me, me, me.
Comes from within me, horrors, hey.
Comes from within me, me, me.
Come to the house of horrors, hey.
Honey, Im not haning a good time.
I know, cmon, this must be the way out.
Hey, what the ****, come in guys, grab a chair,
Dont mind me drinkin my beer in my underwear.
Cmon, lets play some cardback, I just gotta cary,
Hey, keep it down in there, shaggs, what the hell? sorry!
Look at that shit!（what? ） you almost got me grounded,
Im a have to take your forehead and pound it.
Ill bend you over, and tie you up to a pole,
And strech your nuts back, and fling em up your butthole!
Im a phantom, listen to me, ahhh,
That didnt do it? how bout this? ahhhh!!!
Im so scary, they call me joey terrifyin,
Did ya know that? （yeah） no ya didnt, I was lyin!

I represent igors,
Im yellin in town,

Im comin outta southwest,
Wicked clowns!

Bathrooms? sure, its right there, down the hall,
Dont flush it though, Ill make dinner for you all,
Amuck, naya, baaa, but thats two,
Wait a minute, hey, dont leave me yet, hey!

Welcome to the house of horrors!
Comes from within me, me, me.
Comes from within me, horrors, hey.
Comes from within me, me, me.
Come to the house of horrors, hey.
Comes from within me, me, me.
Comes from within me, horrors, hey.
Comes from within me, me, me.
Come to the house of horrors, hey.

Honey?
What?
Im s-scared.
I know, sweetie, come on!

Jump steady, nate the mack, lemme tell ya somethin,
Wit billy bill and rude boy, （what about em? ） nothin!
Theyre my boys, I just had to give em props,
And together we form the cyclops!
He-he-he-he-he look at you, he-he, youre a bitch.
Should I let youre ass go? ha-ha-ha-ha, no.
Ill let your bitch out, but you get the bone,
Run along sugar-tits, he aint comin home.

Dont let the door hit you where the good lord split ya bitch.