[00:00.00] 作词 : Clark, Insane Clown Posse
[00:15.70]Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me.
[00:19.51]Give God the first portion of your income.
[00:22.48]Give it first! not after the deducts. not after the social security, and
[00:27.73]The hospitalization, and the malnutrition. not after all these things on ya
[00:31.72]Check, ya say Im a give God a little whats left. you do, and thats what
[00:35.27]You gonna get from god.
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[00:37.47]Who am i? Im not the devil,
[00:39.59]I can take you to my level,
[00:42.15]Above the rocks, above the earth,
[00:44.58]Tell me what your soul is worth.
[00:46.95]How much money do you make?
[00:49.38]How much will you let me take?
[00:51.82]I will give you tranquility,
[00:53.88]Just send you wealth and checks to me.
[00:56.69]Life is going to expire,
[00:58.87]And your soul will burn in fire.
[01:01.43]You will perish in the thunder,
[01:03.82]Unless you call my hotline number.
[01:06.31]God has asked you to make me rich,
[01:08.87]Me and my fat-rat gaudy bitch.
[01:10.50]On your t.v.s late at night,
[01:13.74]Send those checks, and Ill guide you to the light.
[01:16.67]Dont put away your wallets just yet, brothers and sisters. theres
[01:20.10]Somebody here Id like all of you to meet. this is little jonathan.
[01:23.72]Jonathan, say hello to the lovely people.
[01:26.10]Hello.
[01:27.09]Jonathan has problems. twisted neck, tangled legs, crooked spine, but we
[01:31.38]Can heal this boy!
[01:33.00]For just, uh, six thousand dollars, we can heal this boy!
[01:35.87]God called me and then stopped by,
[01:37.87]And he told me youre gonna die,
[01:40.43]Unless you buy my holy water,
[01:42.87]Check, cash, or a money order.
[01:45.25]This is true, dont question me,
[01:47.74]Ill even send you shit for free.
[01:50.11]Its only ten buck for the call,
[01:52.48]And Ill send a prayer, no charge at all.
[01:55.04]Put your lips up to the screen,
[01:57.28]Close your eyelids, and intervene,
[01:59.84]Your lips to mine, now send the cash,
[02:02.33]And while youre there, you can kiss my ass.
[02:04.71]Take your paycheck, and send me half,
[02:07.20]And Ill send you gods autograph.
[02:09.57]Ill get you allahs, and bhuddahs too,
[02:11.83]Even zeus, I dont give a fuck who,
[02:14.01]Just send me that money.
[02:15.00]Would you like to be healed, little jonathan?
[02:17.06]Yeah, reverend.
[02:18.31]You see, brothers and sisters, this-
[02:20.12]Beep-beep! beep-beep!
[02:21.68]Excuse me. I told you never to page me on a sermon day. yes? uh-huh.
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[02:26.79]Hallelujah.
[02:28.28]Howdy.
[02:29.03]People, that was the lord, today only, he will heal this boy, for just
[02:32.83]Five
[02:33.08]Thousand dollars!
[02:34.27]Pass the collection plate
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[02:39.04]Pass the collection plate
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[02:43.93]Pass the collection plate
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[02:48.79]Pass the collection plate
[02:51.17]（show me how you give, Ill tell you how to live.）
[02:53.66]Your totals twenty-two eleven,
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[02:57.23]For your set of keys to heaven.
[02:58.66]Make the checks out in my name,
[03:00.79]Me or God its all the same.
[03:03.04]Bring your crippled ass to me,
[03:05.53]Pay my usher the holy fee.
[03:07.84]Ill bless your legs, and bless your chair,
[03:10.27]Then wheel your bitch ass outta here.
[03:12.64]Now a special ceremony,
[03:15.32]This part dont cost any money.
[03:17.69]Drip a drop of blessed water,
[03:20.07]Now I fertalize your daughter.
[03:22.75]Even though I fucked a hooker,
[03:24.99]Took your baby girl and shook her,
[03:27.43]You still buy everything I sell,
[03:29.74]And Im livin well
[03:30.93]See you in hell.
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[03:33.36]Four-thousand eight-hundred, nine-hundred, five thousan-hallelujah!
[03:38.78]You did it, brothers and sisters! are you ready, jonathan? lord almighty,
[03:43.40]Weve met your price, give me the healing power, I can feel it! lord!
[03:49.33]Rumilumilamanamanumi! this boy is healed!
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[03:57.67]Huh?
[03:58.29]Now, to the naked eye, it would appear that this boy has not been
[04:01.66]Healed, but I can assure you, this boys spirit has been healed! inside this
[04:05.29]Tangled, mangled frame is a healed little boy.
[04:08.96]His spirit is healed! hallelujah!
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[04:15.70]Country cookin, can I take your order?
[04:17.82]You want the red-eye gravy with that?
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[04:24.73]With chitlins or black-eyed peas?
[04:28.22]Lemme cypher up your bill, here.
[04:32.65]That comes to fourteen nintey-five.
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[04:37.39]Okay, be ready quicker that two jiggles of a jackrabbits ass.