[00:00.85]Jump outta bed, and I head for the grapenuts,
[00:02.91]Eat em quick, or they soggy, and that sucks,
[00:05.48]Try to find a clean pair of socks, and a shirt,
[00:08.11]Still sport the same drawers, even though they hurt.
[00:10.67]In the fridge theres a faygo, it tastes ill,
[00:13.05]Cuz its fatter that a bitch on a big wheel!
[00:15.54]I got a few moneybacks, and a little change,
[00:18.16]So Im headed to the store, when the phone rings:
[00:20.91]What up, man check it out, I know this bitch,
[00:23.10]She gots another friend with her, and her dads rich,
[00:25.59]If we find us a ride up to rynethat,
[00:28.16]Garunteed, we can **** em both on the spot!
[00:30.77]Oh shit, lemme call bill-bill,
[00:32.46]I wanna go and let my nuts do the windmill,
[00:35.70]He aint home, ****, Ill call mike clark,
[00:38.07]Cuz I know he can get the ****in skylark,
[00:40.63]He said he can, but hes broke, and it needs gas,
[00:43.13]But I wanna buy this faygo - think fast!
[00:45.62]I know my brother jump steadys got a few bones,
[00:48.18]But thats gonna do us shit when he aint home!
[00:50.74]Nevermind, j, legs loned me a ten,
[00:53.30]No need to get punched in ya head again,
[00:55.79]Tell mike to scoop me up right away,
[00:58.35]And then faygos and nuttin hoes all day!
[01:00.78]**** yeah, throw my pro wings on my feet,
[01:03.53]Lock the house, and wait for em in the street,
[01:05.84]I wish I had a piece of gum, or somethin, ****,
[01:08.40]My mouth still kinda tastes like grape nuts.
[01:10.96]Here they come, nope, it wasnt them,
[01:13.45]Seems like the same cars drivin by again,
[01:16.14]It pulls upéé
[01:18.01]Hey, man, youre in lucké
[01:19.26]W-whatd you say, man?
[01:20.13]Boom.
[01:21.57]
[01:23.62]****.