Jump outta bed, and I head for the grapenuts,
Eat em quick, or they soggy, and that sucks,
Try to find a clean pair of socks, and a shirt,
Still sport the same drawers, even though they hurt.
In the fridge theres a faygo, it tastes ill,
Cuz its fatter that a bitch on a big wheel!
I got a few moneybacks, and a little change,
So Im headed to the store, when the phone rings:
What up, man check it out, I know this bitch,
She gots another friend with her, and her dads rich,
If we find us a ride up to rynethat,
Garunteed, we can **** em both on the spot!
Oh shit, lemme call bill-bill,
I wanna go and let my nuts do the windmill,
He aint home, ****, Ill call mike clark,
Cuz I know he can get the ****in skylark,
He said he can, but hes broke, and it needs gas,
But I wanna buy this faygo - think fast!
I know my brother jump steadys got a few bones,
But thats gonna do us shit when he aint home!
Nevermind, j, legs loned me a ten,
No need to get punched in ya head again,
Tell mike to scoop me up right away,
And then faygos and nuttin hoes all day!
**** yeah, throw my pro wings on my feet,
Lock the house, and wait for em in the street,
I wish I had a piece of gum, or somethin, ****,
My mouth still kinda tastes like grape nuts.
Here they come, nope, it wasnt them,
Seems like the same cars drivin by again,
It pulls upéé
Hey, man, youre in lucké
W-whatd you say, man?
Boom.

****.