It's New Year's 
Eve at the gates of hell
Give the antichrist a cigarette and tell him
The boy's here all the way from 
OklahomaOh 
Lord, what the hell is that aroma?
It's Jimmy 
Perkins and all the sonsabitches
Who ripped off musicians and stole their riches
They're burning over yonder with the 
Fox News whores
Oh, look is that the singer for 
The DoorsNope, my mistake 'cause no matter what they did
Poets deserve to be in heaven and by the way, kid
Why am I here when 
I wasn't that bad?
I just didn't like churches but 
I never wore plaid
Now I know 
I'm funky and strip bar dirty
And I like a 
Les Paul through a 
Vox AC30There's something about a lipstick pickup
Plugged right into a 
Blond Tremolux
But I guess 
I deserve to be burned alive
Since I pawned by '59 
ES 335And sure 
I drank a lot of gin and tonic
But I never threw away my 
PanasonicI kept that turntable through my divorce
Playing Neil 
Young and 
Crazy Horse
Drunk out of my mind singing "Tonight's The Night"
It was as lethal on vinyl as 
China White
Now maybe one time 
I used an 
Ouija board
And I never learned to make a 
B flat chord
So I got a double headed snake tattoo
I love Tao 
Te Ching by 
Lao TsuAnd the action and the motion of a roulette wheel
And a woman walking away in a pair of high heels
Now once I drew an inside straight flush
And I wished 
I could sing like 
Otis RushThe truth of the matter is 
I really can't sing
But I can quote 
Martin Luther 
KingHis words are stronger than angel dust is"The arc of the moral universe is longBut it bends toward justice"
Now back to 
New Year's 
Eve at the gates of hell
It's kind of like the 
Beverly Hills 
HotelBefore you can get a table next to the fire
A sign says jacket and tie required
The devil is bad and 
God of course is good
But there's one thing 
I never understood
God throws us down in hell for all our sins
Burning in a fire and it never ends
The decision is made at the highest level
Seems Got out sources his work to the devil
Like he's an employee on the vice squad
Appears like the devil is working for 
GodI can't believe 
I said that 
I'm losing it
It's New Year's 
Eve at the gates of hell
Let's party, did 
I mention 
Jimmy Perkins
Was a lying son of a bitch?